In vino veritas
What you actually are when you drink 
Jägermeister shot: Maybe I`m cool too but I hate tequila!
Martini: It`s absolutely useless without blacktie!
Vodka&soda: I just wanna be drunk tonight!
Vodka&energy drink: And I wanna be drunk-over, drunk-off and drunk-out!
Xu Xu: Look I`m almost the girl!
Lite beer: I want to take off!
Lager: I want to relax after hardwork…
Stout: What the hell am I doing here?
Scotch: Check this out – I`m Esthete!
Whiskey: What is the difference between scotch and whiskey?!
Bourbon: Hey! Here`s the same taste! I see no difference!
Gin&tonic: I am from the Great Britain!
Bloody Marie: It`s yesterday hangover
Diet cola: Fit my body up!
Spring water: I`m here to drive these drunken scums their homes
